Whakatoi Greeting Card Range

Our bilingual Whakatoi greeting card collection is designed for those who appreciate a good dose of Māori humour, which is distinctly cheeky, witty, savage, smutty, and unapologetically satirical. These bold and playful cards offer an alternative to overly cliché and generic designs to reflect this unique sense of humour shared by close friends and whānau.

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Hand peeking out of hole holding a greeting card with the text 'You're a top notch hōhā/hoa' against a pastel purple and beige background.
Cheeky card peeping from a kraft envelope on a plinth with the text 'You’re a top-notch hōhā / hoa.' against a beige background.
'You’re a top-notch hōhā/hoa.' Greeting Card
$6.50
Hand passing a cute greeting card with the text 'You must be a kūmara, because damn you’re sweet' on a pastel purple background
Cute card peeping from a kraft envelope on a plinth with the text ''You must be a kūmara, because damn you’re sweet'.' against a beige background.
'You must be a kūmara, because damn you’re sweet' Greeting Card
$6.50
Hand peeking out of hole holding a birthday greeting card with the text 'I’m sorry I called you kaumātua. I thought you knew,' against a pastel purple and beige background.
Cheeky card peeping from a kraft envelope on a plinth with the text "I’m sorry I called you kaumātua. I thought you knew," against a beige background.
'I’m sorry I called you kaumātua. I thought you knew' Greeting Card
$6.50
Hand peeking out of hole holding a greeting card with the text 'I was told to get you a koha but all I heard was a hōhā, so here I am.' against a pastel purple and beige background.
Cheeky card peeping from a kraft envelope on a plinth with the text 'I was told to get you a koha but all I heard was a hōhā so here I am,' against a beige background.
'I was told to get you a koha but all I heard was a hōhā, so here I am' Greeting Card
$6.50
Hand passing a cheeky mint green greeting card with the text 'Haere rā then. Didn't even like you anyway. (Jokes, please don't ditch us)
Cheeky farewell card peeping from a kraft envelope on a plinth with the text 'Haere rā then. Didn't even like you anyway,' against a beige background.
'Haere rā then. Didn’t even like you anyway' Greeting Card
$6.50
Hand passing a cute greeting card with the text 'You’re the cream to my pāua.' on a pastel purple background
Cheeky card peeping from a kraft envelope on a plinth with the text 'You’re the cream to my pāua.' against a beige background.
'You’re the cream to my pāua' Greeting Card
$6.50
Hand holding a bright card with the text 'I love you more than parāoa parai.' on a pastel yellow background
Cute card peeping from a kraft envelope on a plinth with the text 'I love you more than parāoa parai.' against a beige background.
'I love you more than parāoa parai' Greeting Card
$6.50
Hand holding a cute greeting card with the text 'You remind me of a moa. Majestic...and almost extinct' on a pastel purple and blue background
Cheeky card peeping from a kraft envelope on a plinth with the text 'You remind me of a moa. Majestic...and almost extinct' against a beige background.
'You remind me of a moa' Greeting Card
$6.50
Hand peeking out of hole holding a greeting card with the text 'I hope your pēpi doesn't grow up to be a hōhā' against a pastel purple and beige background.
Cheeky card peeping from a kraft envelope on a plinth with the text 'I hope your pēpi doesn't grow up to be a hōhā like you.' against a beige background.
'I hope your pēpi doesn’t grow up to be a hōhā like you' Greeting Card
$6.50
Hand passing an R18 greeting card with the text 'I would mau your rākau any day.' on a pastel purple background
Cheeky card peeping from a kraft envelope on a plinth with the text 'I would mau your rākau any day.' against a beige background.
'I would mau your rākau any day' R18 Greeting Card
$6.50
Hand peeking out of hole holding a Christmas greeting card with the text 'We wanna wish you a Māori Christmas' against a pastel purple and beige background.
Cheeky Christmas card peeping from a kraft envelope on a plinth with the text 'We wanna wish you a Māori Christmas,' against a beige background.
'We wanna wish you a Māori Christmas' Greeting Card
$6.50
Two hands passing and receiving a humorous graduation greeting card poking out of a kraft envelope, with the message 'Yeah yeah yeah we get it—you’ve got a degree now,' on a pastel purple background
Cheeky card peeping from a kraft envelope on a plinth with the text 'Yeah, yeah, yeah, we get it — you’ve got a degree now. You're still an egg,' against a beige background.
'Yeah, yeah, yeah, we get it — you’ve got a degree now' Greeting Card
$6.50
Two hands passing a card between themselves with the text 'You had me at kia ora. But almost lost me with your blaaaardy snoring,' and a light pastel purple background
Cheeky card peeping from a kraft envelope on a plinth with the text 'You had me at kia ora. But almost lost me with your blaaaardy snoring,' against a beige background.
'You had me at kia ora' Greeting Card
$6.50
Hand holding a funny Father’s Day card on a purple background with the quote “Father’s day is on Sunday. yeah, yeah, yeah…but what’s the question?” by Maimoa Creative.
Hand popping out on a purple background holding a funny Father’s Day card with the quote “Father’s day is on Sunday. yeah, yeah, yeah…but what’s the question?” by Maimoa Creative.
'Father's Day is on Sunday' Greeting Card
$6.50
R18 card being pulled by a hand from a kraft envelope on a plinth with the text 'I love your teke - I mean, you're tu meke' against a pastel purple background.
Cheeky card peeping from a kraft envelope on a plinth with the text 'I love your teke — I mean, you’re tu meke' against a beige background.
'I love your teke — I mean, you’re tu meke.' R18 Greeting Card
$6.50
Hand peeking out of hole holding a greeting card with the text 'Sorry for being a haututū. love youuuu,' against a pastel purple and beige background.
Cheeky card peeping from a kraft envelope on a plinth with the text 'Sorry for being a haututū. love youuuu,' against a beige background.
'Sorry for being a haututū. Love youuuu' Greeting Card
$6.50
Two hands passing a card between themselves with the text 'Billy T. called, he wants his stubbies back.' and a light pastel purple background
Cheeky card peeping from a kraft envelope on a plinth with the text 'Billy T. called, he wants his stubbies back.' against a beige background.
'Billy T. called, he wants his stubbies back' Greeting Card
$6.50
R18 card being pulled by a hand from a kraft envelope on a plinth with the text 'You put the ai in whaiāipo' against a pastel purple background.
R18 card peeping from a kraft envelope on a plinth with the text 'You put the ai in whaiāipo' against a beige background.
'You put the ai in whaiāipo' R18 Greeting Card
$6.50
Hand holding a cute greeting card with the text 'Congrats on raising such brilliant and delightful tamariki' on a pastel purple background
Assorted colourful cheeky greeting cards with playful Māori-themed messages spread on a pastel blue background.
'Congrats on raising such brilliant and delightful tamariki' Greeting Card
$6.50
Cheeky card being pulled by a hand from a kraft envelope on a plinth with the text 'Glad you two found each other. Because I don't think anybody else would put up with your shenanigans,' against a pastel cream background.
Cheeky card peeping from a kraft envelope on a plinth with the text 'Glad you two found each other' against a beige background.
'Glad you two found each other' Greeting Card
$6.50
Person holding a humorous Māori apology card that says “Mō taku hē. Sorry for…” with funny checklist options, by Maimoa Creative.
Hand emerging from a hole holding a humorous Māori apology card that says “Mō taku hē. Sorry for…” with checklist options, by Maimoa Creative.
'Mō taku hē. Sorry for...' Greeting Card
$6.50
Assorted colourful cheeky greeting cards with playful Māori-themed messages spread on a pastel blue background.
Whakatoi Greeting Card Full Collection Bundle
Whakatoi Greeting Card Full Collection Bundle
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