'I would mau your rākau any day' R18 Greeting Card

I would mau your rākau any day.
I would wield your weapon any day.

Unleash a flirtatious charm with our bilingual bold and spicy greeting card. Perfect for those occasions when you want to make your intentions clear, or simply keep the spark alive with a wink and a nudge. Created for lovers who enjoy a splash of spice in their relationship, this card is sure to provoke a blush or two.

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Our Whakatoi greeting card collection is designed for those who appreciate a good dose of Māori humour, which is distinctly cheeky, witty, savage, smutty, and unapologetically satirical. These bold and playful cards offer an alternative to overly cliché and generic options to reflect this unique sense of humour shared by close friends and whānau.

• Printed in Aotearoa on high-quality matte paper
• Blank inside, allowing room for you to write your personalised spicy message
• Recycled kraft envelope included (made in Aotearoa)

Size: 105mm x 148mm (A6)

Please note that the colours shown on your screen may vary slightly from the printed colour.

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Āta kōwhiria te kaiwhiwhi | Handle with care: Our R18 cards pack a punch. These are intended for your bae (better half, significant other, darling, whaiāipo, sweetheart, lover). If your beloved doesn’t enjoy a bit of cheek or risqué ribbing, you might want to opt for a tamer option. You’ve been warned — spice level is high 🌶️